- SHE'D LIKE TO. IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?
- NO, IT'S A BLOODY NIGHTMARE.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO HIT THAT LATER...TO FINISH.

CAN YOU POP TO THE SHOPS AND GET ME...

OH, EXCUSE ME.
SOPHIE, COULD YOU DEAL WITH THIS?

- KEEP THE THOUGHT THERE.
- AAGH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ATTACKING ME.

THE RATINGS WERE A NINTH OF WHAT WE COULD HAVE
EXPECTED, THEY STARTED BADLY, THEY GOT WORSE...

KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE FANCY WORDS. IT WENT TITS UP.

THAT FARMERS ENCOUNTER FROM ARMCHAIR PUNDITS
WHO FORGET TO THINK BEFORE THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH.

- I'M JOKING.
- GREAT!

- YOU'D MAKE A GOOD JAMES BOND.
- REALLY?

AND I DO IT IN A LOVELY OLD BULL-NOSED MORRIS.

# HE'S THE MAN

- LYNN, I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.
- BUT YOU DO HAVE TO MAKE SUBSTANTIAL SAVINGS.

JILL, IS THE ANSWER TO MY ORIGINAL QUESTION,
"DO YOU LIKE ME SEX-WISE?"

BUGGER!

- THERE WE GO.
- YOU WANT FITTED SHEET?

OK. ROGER AND OUT.

..MAMMARY GLANDS.