I DO LIKE THAT TOILET. IT'S VERY FUTURISTIC, ISN'T IT?
VERY HIGH TECH, SPACE AGE.

BUT I'M NIT-PICKING. A VERY GOOD EFFORT.
SEVEN ON TEN. LET'S MAKE LOVE.

(MAN) WIVENHOE, FLITWICK, TIPTREE,

SUPER-BEINGS, REALLY.

THERE'S A WOMAN IN THE CAR. OUT.

WHERE'S YOUR HOUSE?

- CAN YOU NOT PUT YOUR FOOT...
- I WAS JUST GOING TO DO A COCKNEY WALK.

I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE, IT'S JUST CONFUSING.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS WRONG WITH MY BOOK?

WAIT TILL I'VE SAID IT
BEFORE YOU DECIDE NOT TO TAKE OFFENCE.

I BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION.
I'D LIKE TO COME BACK AS AN ANIMAL, LIKE A DOLPHIN.

YOU'VE HIT THE HAZARDS!

- I RETILED IT.
- RIGHT.

LOVE TO. YEAH.

AND THIS BEAUTIFUL LASSIE COMES UP,
AND SHE'S HALF THE PRICE OF THE OTHERS,

YES, I DO.

- DO YOU THINK I WORK IN A PETROL STATION?
- WELL, I JUST PAID YOU FOR PETROL.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- DAN MOODY.