I'D BASICALLY LIKE TO UNDERSTAND
MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN,

ALAN, YOU'VE COME FREE AT THE SIDE.

(HOOTING)

DON'T WORRY. TRAPPED HER FINGER
IN A DOOR ONCE, SHE SWORE LIKE A DOCKER.

- HI. I'M PATRICIA LESSING.
- KAREN COLMAN. NICE OF YOU TO COME.

IF YOU FILL A SWAN WITH BEEFBURGERS,
IT'S FULL OF FAT, IT'LL FLOAT BETTER.

- OH! TALK OF THE DEVIL!
- MORNING, MR PARTRIDGE.

I MEAN, HOW ARE YOU COPING?

HOW DO CLOWNS GO DOWN IN SOUTH AFRICA?

- YES. KETAMINE.
- WHY DRAG HORSES INTO IT?

IT'S BASICALLY ZERO-MAINTENANCE GRASS.

WHICH I SPELL S-H-L-T-H-O-L-E. SHITHOLE!

RIGHT. BOTTOM LINE, CHRIS.

HELLO?

HOME SWEET HOME.

I DON'T WANT SALVATION.
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO SAY...

- ARE YOU READY FOR THE MEETING?
- YOU'LL BE THERE.

I GOT IT BACK AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
FROM MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, MINUS THE POWER PACK,