- CAN YOU SEE ME TOMORROW?
- I'D LOVE TO.

READ IT BACK.

AND A CRESCENT OF CRISPS, PLEASE.

SEE YOU LATER.

"TAKE THAT BLUSHER OFF
YOU UGLY MISSHAPEN-HEADED ELEPHANT TRANNY"?

A LIE IS A LIE.

- I'M HAVING A BARBECUE, FANCY COMING OVER?
- I'D LOVE TO!

- HELLO?
- HELLO,

IT'S JUST SOME NOTES
I MADE LAST NIGHT, FOR A LAUGH.

NO. SHE MOVED TO SUNDERLAND.

WHERE THE HAND WAS PACKED IN SOLEROS,
MAGNUMS, MINI MILKS AND A FEAST.

YOU'VE COME TO USE THE FACILITIES
BUT YOU'RE STILL A SEX OFFENDER.

MORNING, MR PARTRIDGE. "WAR OF THE WORLDS."

GOOD.

YES. I'VE BEEN DESTROYING MY CEREALS.
GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM

THE SKIRT THING ROUND THE SIDE OF THE BED.

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?
(MAKES CLICKING NOISE)