- YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO KNOW, MR PARTRIDGE.
- I'LL BE HONEST, I'M PRETTY CURIOUS.

OR A PLANE IN A GIANT BRA
HAVING A SLASH ON AN AIRPORT.

PROBABLY DESIGNED
BY THE PERSON WHO DID THE TABLE.

THANK YOU, PETER BAXENDALE THOMAS.

I USED TO ENJOY SITTING HERE LIKE THIS.
OR LIKE THIS. SOMETIMES I'D LEAN FORWARD.

I'VE BEEN GETTING YOUR CLOTHES
READY FOR THE COUNTY SHOW,

DON'T DRESS AS A WHORE OR HE'LL THUMP YOU.

I'LL WALK YOU TO YOUR LEXUS.

IT WILL BE DIFFICULT DAY FOR ME IN COFFEE SHOP.
I HAVE TO CUT THE CARROT CAKE.

OH, GOD!

I WANT TO STEAL A CONE AND WAVE IT AROUND A BIT.

HELLO, CAROL, HOW ARE YOU?

- ALISON'S WHAT WE CALLED YOU.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

AND YOU'LL BE HANGED BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.

SHALL WE MAKE TRACKS?

(STEVE) IT'S A DEAD COW.
WHERE THE BLEEDING HELL DID THAT COME FROM?

- ALISON PARTRIDGE!
- NO. ALAN.

- GO ON.
- I PICKED UP THESE BROCHURES FOR THE NEW METRO.