PEOPLE WOULD RATHER READ BOOKS ABOUT PEOPLE
CALLED DAN THE DAGGERMAN FROM DAGENHAM.

(HUGH) CHEERS, ALAN! WELL DONE!
(ALAN) GOOD LUCK WITH THE EDIT.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THE COW EARLIER.
YOU'RE NOT A COW.

THE "DAILY MAIL"?
ARGUABLY THE BEST NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD.

SO WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO TOGETHER, THEN?
NORWICH IS OUR OYSTER.

USE THE SAUSAGE TO SCOOP THE BEANS OUT.

- (BUZZING)
- WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK.

THE TEMPERATURE INSIDE THIS APPLE TURNOVER
IS 1,OOO DEGREES.

STOP PANICKING.

- COULD YOU ASK ME FOR THIS LATER?
- YOU'VE DONE IT NOW.

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE GOING OUT,

MOBILE PHONES WERE LIKE BIG BLACK PLASTIC BRICKS
WITH A BREADSTICK AT THE TOP.

HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A CINEMA TICKET TO "SHREK".

JUST TALKING ABOUT COWS.

I SUPPOSE WHAT YOU'RE TYING TO SAY IS, YOU
DON'T WANT ANOTHER CHRIS EVANS ON YOUR HANDS.

- IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO...
- NOT A PROBLEM.

THE TIME IS TEN PAST FIVE.

GREAT. THE FAT ENVELOPE. NOT YOU, LYNN.