IF YOU SINK, YOU'RE A BAPTIST,
AND IF YOU FLOAT...YOU'RE EVIL?

- HELLO?
- HELLO,

THAT'S NOT REALLY GOLD, IS IT? BUT THEY'RE NICE.

..AND THEN TO YOUR RECOVERY, IN A VERY UPBEAT WAY.

I CAN'T BREATHE.

LYNN, DID YOU TELL THEM MY WIFE LEFT ME
AND IS LIVING WITH A NARCISSISTIC SPORTS PIMP?

(JILL) THAT'S FINE.

DID THEY GET YOU ON THE OLD JEANS RULE? NAZIS!

(ALAN) SHALL I MOVE ON TO THE OTHER ONE?

NO, IT'S FINE. THANK YOU.

"HEATHCLIFF!" PANG!
THEN HE REALLY WOULD BE WUTHERING.

(CAMP VOLCE) WELL, HELLO, ALAN,

- SORRY?
- GOOD MORNING.

THESE DAYS, THEY'RE MUCH MORE RESILIENT.

RIGHT.

60'S NOT REALLY OLD. I MEAN, LOOK AT BOB DYLAN.

- HAVE YOU KEPT IT BELOW ROOM TEMPERATURE?
- I DON'T THINK SO.

AND A CRESCENT OF CRISPS, PLEASE.