AND THE REST ARE IN A SHOE BOX
WHICH I THREW OFF A FERRY.

STRAIGHT AWAY YOU'VE GOT THEM BY THE JAFFAS.

CAPTAIN PARTRIDGE, WOULD YOU LOOK AFTER THE FORT
WHILE I GO ON A RESUPPLY MISSION?

THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT. YOUR CAREER.

IT'S WELL RENDERED. I SHOULD HAVE GOT THEM
TO DO THE HOUSE. BETTER THAN THESE BASTARDS.

GORDON? I HOPE HE'S NOT DOING THE DUNKING.
I WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE DUNKED BY A POLICEMAN.

YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF...

YOU CAN LEAVE BY THE FIRE ESCAPE,

I SHOULD SAY THAT THE OTHER VOICE YOU CAN HEAR
IS MY OTHER GUEST, ALAN PARTRIDGE.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

- PAINTED ON.
- YEAH. EXACTLY.

I USED TO THINK, "OOH, SHE'S NICER THAN MY WIFE!"

- CAN L...?
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

..ON THE A146 JUST PAST LONDON.

UNFORTUNATELY SOME VANDALS
HAVE SWORN ALL OVER MY CAR AGAIN.

- ADULT CHANNEL, THAT'S YOUR DIRTY MOVIES.
- NOT REALLY MY CUP OF TEA.

IT'S MINE.