(LIVERPUDLIAN) THERE'S AN ADVERT FOR IT.

OCCASIONALLY, I DOST VENTURE SOUTH.

# OUT ON A WINDING WINDY MOOR

- EH?
- VERY MANLY. IT WORKS.

ZOMBIES DON'T HAVE TAILS.

HE KEEPS SAYING THAT.

DAN!

- DO YOU THINK I WORK IN A PETROL STATION?
- WELL, I JUST PAID YOU FOR PETROL.

FOUR TEAS, PLEASE.

THAT ONLY APPLIES TO ARCHERS AND JEFFREY ARCHER,

NO, SERIOUSLY. IT WAS TEXTBOOK.

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".

THE OTHER ONE BURNT DOWN.

- DO YOU WANT ME TO COME, ALAN?
- NO, THANKS, LYNN.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
ROBERT A BIT SLOW ON THE UPTAKE THERE.

SORRY... SORRY.

ME?

WASN'T PLEASANT.