SHE MIGHT USE A WHOOPEE CUSHION
ON SOMEONE WITH M.E.

BECAUSE I HAVE PREPARED A FIVE-YEAR ONE.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- THE VERY SAME. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

NO. I CANNOT HIT CUSTOMERS. I'VE BEEN TOLD.
I'LL GO AND GET SOME STOCK.

THAT WAS THE POLICE
WITH "DO DO DO, DA DA DA" -

NEARLY THERE.

WHETHER YOU'RE A HEART SURGEON
MAKING A VITAL INCISION,

(ALAN) THIS IS THE STORY OF A WOMAN, 50,

A FRIED BREAKFAST MAKES AN EXCELLENT APHRODISIAC.
EXCUSE ME.

LOOK AT THE SIGN. IT SAYS,
"THANK YOU, STAFF, AND GOODBYE".

READ IT BACK.

SWOOP OVER A FIELD,
SCARE A DONKEY SO IT FALLS INTO A RIVER.

THE STRING BACK JUST GIVES YOU
A BIT OF EXTRA PURCHASE.

YOUR SALES TECHNIQUE IS AWFUL. AND YOU'RE
LOW ON BODYLINE BRUSHABLE JOINT SEALER.

MMMM.

WE'RE TAKING E-MAILS ON THAT TONIGHT,
STARTING WITH MIKE WHO'S 24.

MICHAEL, RELEASE THE HEADMASTER.

I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO DIAL A NUMBER FROM A TELEPHONE