- DOLPHIN BATHROOMS?
- THEY SAID THEY DIDN'T DO THAT SORT OF THING.

(80'S-STYLE SYNTHESIS MUSIC)

MAYBE YOU HAVE. IF YOU HAVEN'T, I APOLOGISE.

HE SAID, "YOU JAMMY BASTARD"
AND I REPLIED, "DON'T BE BLUE, PETER."

- PING!
- PARDON?

WE'LL STEAL A TRAFFIC CONE AND GO OFF SOMEWHERE.

WE SHOULD GO FOR A PROPER DRINK.
YOU PROVIDE QUALITY KITCHENS AND I PROVIDE...

# BUT DON'T GO IN

- ARE WE HAVING THE FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?
- YES, CAN I HAVE MY SAUSAGES BURNT TO A CRISP,

PESTER DEBENHAM'S FOR FREE LAMPS, FREE
LAMPSHADES, WHATEVER YOU CAN BLAG OFF THEM.

WHEN THEY FOUND HIM,
HE STILL HAD THE REMOTE IN HIS HAND.

OH, MY GOD!

AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LOOK BLANKLY AT YOU... HELLO?

(SHOUTS)

YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE IF YOU'RE A FUSSY EATER.

WELL, THEY WERE WHEN I LOOKED THIS MORNING.

YOU COULD HAVE SAT IN THE FRONT
AND REACHED ACROSS.

THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE
AND WE'RE DOING "SUPER TALK".