- HELLO,
- FUNNY STORY?

THIS IS THE SAME RUBBISH AS THE OTHER DAY
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PUTTING A SPINE IN A BAP.

NO, SERIOUSLY. IT WAS TEXTBOOK.

NO, HE JUST KNOCKED OFF. CAN I HELP YOU?

- SOPHIE?
- MR PARTRIDGE?

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

- I'M OFFERING YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.
- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

- I THINK IT'S SNAZZY.
- I THINK YOUR HAIR'S SNAZZY.

SO DRAW, HOLD, FIX AND FIRE
AND THEN MOVE AND FIRE

YOU SEND IT FOR AN MOT
AND THEY FIND SOME CHAP'S RIBS IN THE OIL SUMP.

- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WATERSPORTS ARE?
- I BELIEVE WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT.

LIKE A HUGE LORRY SLIDING ALONG
ON ITS BACK FOR AGES. I'M BABBLING.

AND AFTERWARDS A BUNCH OF US
WENT DOWN TO LASER QUEST.

SEE THIS, LOOK. SANITARY BAGS.

- DO YOU THINK I WORK IN A PETROL STATION?
- WELL, I JUST PAID YOU FOR PETROL.

(MOANS OF PLEASURE)

"MOST CORNFLAKES COME FROM THE USA."
ONE OF THOSE AGAIN TOMORROW.

- THERE'S SONJA TALKING TO THE BUILDERS.
- OH, GOD!