SHE'S LIVING WITH A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR.

- POP THE STRAITJACKETS ON THEM?
- WHAT?

GO AND STAND BY THE YAKULTS.

HERE'S "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"
AND ALL YOUR OTHER STUFF.

HELLO, IT'S ALAN AGAIN. I'VE LOCKED YOU ALL
IN THE BOARDROOM SO YOU DON'T GET ME.

I PRESENT A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.

6.15, "YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE".
TIN OF DIRECTOR'S.

YES, I DO. AND THE BOOKS AREN'T BEING INCINERATED,
THEY'RE BEING PULPED.

LOVELY TO SEE YOU, LYNN.

THAT IS THE STORY.

- (KNOCKING)
- GOOD, LYNN. COME IN.

NOT FOR ME. I'VE GOT A STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE.

..TO A LOVELY LADY OVER THERE WITH ORANGE HAIR
AND A CIGARETTE IN HER MOUTH.

I'M SORRY. WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE MUG.

THEY DON'T SOUND EVIL. THEY LIKE FLOWERS.

I WENT TO A FUNERAL, WHICH WAS VERY SAD,

- DAVID SOUL'S GONNA BE THERE.
- YEAH.

I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST IN MY CLASS, ACTUALLY.