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AND TELL THEM TO GET ME A 4O-YEAR-OLD SCORCHER.
AND DO USE THAT WORD.
I'M EARNING MORE THAN YOU THINK.
I'M HEAD OF MODERN LANGUAGES.
(LYNN) OH, IT'S SMELLY.
(ALAN) IT'S GOT WALNUTS IN.
YOU DON'T NEED BEAUTY SLEEP. WELL, FORTY WINKS.
# NOW HE TAKES HIS BRUSH AND HE WAITS
OUTSIDE THEM FACTORY GATES
GOT UP, WALKED DOWNSTAIRS, HAD BREAKFAST. DIDN'T
EVEN WASH MY HANDS, 'CAUSE I'M A BLOODY BLOKE!
- I'VE GOT A WIFE.
- IS SHE OLDER THAN YOU OR YOUNGER?
JURASSIC PARK!
- A TABLE FOR TWO, SIR?
- YES, PLEASE.
FAMOUS.
DID YOU KNOW
THAT THERE ARE NO DUTCH ELMS LEFT IN BRITAIN?
WHICH I SPELL S-H-L-T-H-O-L-E. SHITHOLE!
BUT YOUR DONKEYS
ARE PROBABLY BORN WITHOUT HIND LEGS
FUCK OFF.
AS MUCH AS YOU CAN EAT FOR
I'VE GOT A SCAM GOING WITH A BIG PLATE.
- DO YOU KNOW HER?
- NO. HOW DID YOU MEET?
YES. CAN YOU HOLD THESE?
EVEN THOUGH, FROM THE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO,
I CAN SEE I WOULD HAVE A RUDDY GOOD TIME.
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