IT'S SURPRISING, REALLY,
CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

- DO YOU WANT THAT KIT KAT?
- NO.

OK, RIGHT. ALAN ATTACK! LIKE THE "COOK REPORT"

THAT'S BRILLIANT.

I'LL GO AND GET YOUR OTHER BITS.

BUT I WAS MADE PROMISES
ABOUT STORAGE THAT WERE NOT KEPT.

VALENTINE'S DAY TODAY, EH? LOVE IS IN THE AIR.

SHE SAYS,
"WOULD YOU DRIVE US HOME... TO CARDIFF?"

(ALAN) DON'T WORRY, LYNN, I'LL PLAY IT DOWN.

UTTER, UTTER NUTTERS.

I'M OFF. I LEAVE YOU
IN THE CAPABLE HANDS OF DAVE CLIFTON,

- I'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS.
- ONE OF THOSE WELSH ONES.

- YOU GOT IT?
- YES.

THAT WAS OAP - OLD ALAN PARTRIDGE.

UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WATCH
CLIPS OF IDIOTS DRIVING CARS LIKE MANIACS

YOU WORK IN A PETROL STATION. IT'S NOT THE GUIF WAR.

YOU HAD TO GANG INTO THIS BUILDING FULL OF PEOPLE,

REALLY? WE MUST TALK. LET ME GET YOU A DRINK.