TRY SAYING NOTHING.

- YOU DON'T WANT TO WASH THE DISHES?
- LET'S MAKE LOVE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

HE'S STAYING WITH ME.

I'M GOING TO GET A SPOT OF BREAKFAST.

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.

- WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE BEATLES ALBUM?
- TOUGH ONE.

I THINK YOU'RE INCREASINGLY MOVING TOWARDS AN AREA

BONO!

"WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN'
WHERE THE TOUGHEST, MIGHTIEST TITANS.."

THAT WAS THE POLICE
WITH "DO DO DO, DA DA DA" -

WHY DON'T YOU TWO BUY THE HATCHET
OVER A COFFEE? AFTER YOU, LYNN.

THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE,
LICENSED TO KILL...TIME BY WATCHING VIDEOS.

SINCE OWNING A LEXUS,
IT'S AMAZING THE NUMBER OF LEXI YOU SEE AROUND.

ALAN, LOOK. YOU'RE TAKING A MAN TO THE PARTY.

THIS WAS FILMED TWO YEARS AGO
AND I HAVE LET MYSELF GO A LITTLE.

WHICH, IRONICALLY, IS LIKE A LARGE PETROL STATION.

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME
ENTITLED "YACHTING MISHAPS" -

THIS IS "CALL ME".