YES, YOU DID. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK.
AND NOT A VERY GOOD BOOK.

I'D LOVE TO MAKE
A GENUINELY POPULAR WINE PROGRAMME.

- I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
- I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.

THE MARKETING DIRECTOR FOR HAMILTON'S.
HE'S GOING TO BE KEEPING AN EYE ON US.

YEAH.

- JANE.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.

JUST HAVING SOME HYGIENIC SNOGGING.

NO.

IT'S CHIEF CONSTABLE DAVE CLIFTON
OF SCOTLAND YARD'S

LIKE TO STICK TO YOUR OWN?

WHEN I RAISED MY LEGS THEN,
SOMETHING UNPLANNED HAPPENED.

- DO YOU MIND IF I HAVE A GO?
- SURE. HELP YOURSELF.

THAT FARMERS ENCOUNTER FROM ARMCHAIR PUNDITS
WHO FORGET TO THINK BEFORE THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH.

DAN. SIR DANSWORTH OF MOODYSHIRE!

AND IT IS A BOOK THAT'S FULL OF JOY,

HMM! A NICE BIG THICK SLICE OF THIN LIZZY.

YES. I LOVE LEXI.

ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS...
CAN YOU GIVE US A PYROTECHNICS AND LIGHT SHOW?