THE OTHER DAY HIS JEANS WERE SO FAR OFF
HIS BACKSIDE, YOU COULD SEE HIS ANUS.

- ALAN, I CAN'T SEE YOU.
- NO PROBLEM. I'LL JUST HOP UP HERE.

- IT'S PIET MORANT FROM DANTE FIRES.
- HE CAN'T SEE ME.

- STILL WATCHING YOU, ALAN.
- I KNOW.

YOU'VE DONE SOME CRAZY THINGS IN YOUR LIFE.

DAN!

- CAN'T YOU USE TWO?
- I SUPPOSE THAT MIGHT WORK.

- SORRY.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED, ALAN!

AND INSIDE THESE SHEDS
ARE TWENTY-FOOT-HIGH CHICKENS

KING ROAD.

JILL. LOVELY JILL.
SHE'S MY FAVOURITE...

WHEN I RAISED MY LEGS THEN,
SOMETHING UNPLANNED HAPPENED.

THIS IS MY WIFE AND I
GOING OFF TO THE LOCAL MARKETPLACE,

AH, BONJOUR, MONSIEUR PARTRIDGE.
COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS, MONSIEUR?

IT'S A VIDEO
BY THE WEST COUNTY COMEDIAN JETHRO.

LOTS OF ROCKS, AND BEAMISH.

I'M REALLY SCARED.

IT'S JUST A TITLE.