I DON'T AGREE, HE'D GO TO LEGOLAND. BYE.

- ALAN.
- OH! I'M CONFUSED.

- NO.
- LET IT GO.

CAN YOU HOLD ON A MOMENT, SUE?
CHRIS FEATHERS LIKES ME.

I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME".
ALL DO THAT. I'M ROGER MOORE.

IT'S WHEN PEOPLE RELIEVE THEMSELVES
ON EACH OTHER.

OH, RIGHT. YOU BOTH SOUND EXHAUSTED.
HAVE YOU BEEN RUNNING?

NO, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

PLOT THUS..
MALCOLM MCDOWELL IS TRAPPED IN THE FUTURE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING ROUND A SCHOOL?

AND HE'S JUST AT HIS FRONT DOOR WHEN I COME UP...

THAT'LL TAKE ME BY SURPRISE.

AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU, MR ALAN PARTRIDGE, SIR.

ABSO-BLOODY-EXACTLY!

HE GAVE A TALK TO OUR SIXTH-FORMERS.

AND SAYING, "I'M A GIANT WITCH!"

ALAN'S DEEP BATH,

- UNCOVERED ANY OLD FIREPLACES?
- NO. IT'S A BRAND-NEW HOUSE.