PARTRIDGE. YES, I'LL HOLD.

YOUR COMMENTS WERE ILL-FOUNDED.
THEY WERE DEEPLY IGNORANT,

AND IT WOULDN'T BE CUSTARD PIES
I'D BE THROWING AT HIM EITHER.

THAT'S WHY I'M ER... THAT'S WHY I'M ER...

I DON'T THINK WINE'S AN ELITIST THING ANY MORE.
YOU CAN GET GOOD WINE IN TESCO'S NOW.

6.15, "YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE".
TIN OF DIRECTOR'S.

CAN YOU HEAR ME? I'M TRAPPED UNDER A COW.

ALAN, ALAN! I'M NOT GOING
TO GIVE YOU A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT,

OH, CHRIST! I'M SORRY.

(GUN NOISE)

AND YOU'LL BE HANGED BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.

SUSAN, CAN YOU MAKE
PORNOGRAPHY COME ON MY TELLY, PLEASE?

HAS SHE GONE BACK HOME?

ABOUT THE PEDESTRIANISATION
OF NORWICH CITY CENTRE?

- WE DON'T NEED OUR DRIVE TARMACKING.
- THIS IS GORDON.

THIS COUNTY!

KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE FANCY WORDS. IT WENT TITS UP.

HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A DRESSING GOWN.
TELL US ABOUT THAT.