L WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE WENT
AND OPENED UP HER CHEST,

THAT'S YOU. HELLO, DAN.

- GREAT. THREE...NO, FOUR LADY-BOYS.
- FOUR LADY-BOYS, RIGHTY-HO.

I WANT TO DO A COUPLE OF JOKES.

THERE. HELP YOURSELF TO A SCONE.
YOU'RE PROBABLY SICK OF CANTEEN FOOD ON TOUR.

- STOP THAT NOW.
- HOW'S YOU AND SONJA GETTING ON?

(GUN NOISE)

STEADY, GIRLS. OOH, I'M ALL WET!

IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK. THIS IS DAVE CLIFTON.

LOOK, SONJA.

IS HE GOING TO GET PETROL? NO.
HE'S JUST USING THE FORECOURT TO TURN ROUND.

OR ROSARY BEADS IF YOU WERE FROM MEXICO.

(WOMAN) SCENE THIRTEEN, TAKE TWO,

YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE BED SHEETS,
YOU'VE GOT IT ON MY DRESSING GOWN.

HELLO, IT'S ALAN AGAIN. I'VE LOCKED YOU ALL
IN THE BOARDROOM SO YOU DON'T GET ME.

NICE. HAVE CUP OF COFFEE,
PUT A SPRING IN YOUR STEP.

FROM THE LITTLE-BITTY CHEF.

WHAT'S THAT HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?