HELLO AGAIN. OH, WHAT'S THAT?

CHOCOLATE ADDICTION
WILL NEVER BE AS DESTRUCTIVE AS DRUG ADDICTION.

WANT A MARS BAR? SWIVEL.

- HAS THAT GOT A NAME, THAT DRINK?
- YEAH, THEY'RE CALLED "LADY-BOYS".

- ALAN, DO YOU WANT AN EGG IN A BAP?
- YES, PLEASE.

DON'T YOU MEAN THE WORST OF BOTH WORLDS?

- SORRY. GOT OFF TO A BAD START.
- SORRY. WE ARE A BIT EARLY.

THAT'S BEEN AROUND SINCE MEDIEVAL TIMES.

IF YOU SEE A FIELD WITH A POND,
WITH A FAMILY HAVING A PICNIC,

IF YOU'D TAKEN THE TROUBLE
TO WATCH "BOOB OLYMPICS"...

AYE.

- UNLESS YOU CAN THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER.
- COULD GO SHOPPING.

OR YOU CAN TAKE A HEAD SHOT.
AGAIN, HE'S GOING DOWN.

AND THIS BEAUTIFUL LASSIE COMES UP,
AND SHE'S HALF THE PRICE OF THE OTHERS,

AND MOVE AND FIRE
MOVE AND FIRE, MOVE AND FIRE.

- HOW'S IT GOING, MR PARTRIDGE?
- YEAH, COOL.

UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WATCH
CLIPS OF IDIOTS DRIVING CARS LIKE MANIACS

WE BOTH LIKE THE "DAILY MAIL", WE BOTH DRIVE LEXI.