ALL I NEED NOW IS A SHOTGUN.
STEADY, GIRLS. OOH, I'M ALL WET!
THERE'S A RUSSIAN MAN - WITH EYEBROWS -
A MEASURE WHICH ACTUALLY WOULD HAVE ALLEVIATED
TRAFFIC CONGESTION ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF PARADISE,
SORRY ABOUT THAT. YOU MUST BE SICK OF THAT.
AND APACHE PRODUCTIONS WILL PROBABLY
GO DOWN THE PAN LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.
THAT'S IT.
OK. HERE'S MATT BIANCO.
GAVE A PAPER CUT TO A MAN FROM NESTLE.
"THE EAGLE HAS LANDED."
L HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,
WHY HAVE YOU GOT A SHOWER CURTAIN ON?
L THINK WE'VE STRAYED FROM THE TOPIC.
YOU BOTH OBVIOUSLY HAVE ADDICTIVE PERSONALITIES.
WITH RESPECT, IF YOU HANG AROUND WITH CRIMINALS,
YOU'RE GONNA GET LIED TO.
I WISH I WAS. TAKE THIS CHEESE.
THAT IS 182 BOTTLES OF BODY LOTION.
NOT EVEN ITS MOTHER. SHE JUST FLIES OFF DEPRESSED.
HE IS NOT BONO. HE IS RUBBISH.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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