IT'S BAD ENOUGH SITTING ON YOUR OWN
IN A REAL NIGHTCLUB, WHICH YOU DO,

DON'T ALL GO OFF TO THE TOILET AND TALK ABOUT ME
BECAUSE IT REALLY IS TOO SMALL.

I FOUND MYSELF IN A RUSH FOR THE ONE REMAINING SEAT

- DID YOU SEE MR BROWN AND HIS FRIENDS OFF?
- YES. I SHOULD GET A BRAVERY AWARD FOR IT!

YEAH. IT'S QUIET.

(LYNN) OH, IT'S SMELLY.
(ALAN) IT'S GOT WALNUTS IN.

(MUSIC - "OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM")

THREE, TWO, ONE, LAND.

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

IS THAT INCLUDED?
IT'S NOT A DEAL-BREAKER BUT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW.

SORT OF LEAN ON THE WALL.

"NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH."

AT THRESHER'S.
SHE WAS LOADING BOOZE INTO HER CAR.

AND IT'S SIGNED BY BONO.

HELLO. I'VE JUST SWALLOWED A LOAD OF ANTHRAX
AND I'D LIKE TO LET OFF IN THE CLUB BAR.

- OH, FOR GOOD... WHY NOT?
- SHE'S PLAYING A SHOPLIFTER IN "THE BILL".

MY HEAD WAS IN CONTACT WITH THE HEADREST.

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED I'VE GOT A RADIO SHOW TO DO,