BASH YOUR ARSE!

A GLITTERING YEAR AHEAD.

AND "WET CHRISTMAS".

- IS YOUR BOOK IN TROUBLE WITH STAN?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WE SHOULD GO FOR A PROPER DRINK.
YOU PROVIDE QUALITY KITCHENS AND I PROVIDE...

LYNN, YOU...

THAT WAS OAP - OLD ALAN PARTRIDGE.

THERE'S NO POINT PULLING IT.
HE'S DETERMINED TO MAKE IT REACH.

LYNN, THIS IS TERRIBLE. THIS IS TERRIBLE.

LOOK, I AM BRAVE. MY EYE IS FALLING OUT!

BUT IN A CRASH IT DOES STOP YOU

JUST GIVE THAT A QUICK CLEAN.

NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I WAS JUST PORTRAYING A MADMAN.

INDEED, DISUSED COTTON MILK
AND LEGALISED HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY

(LIVERPUDLIAN) THERE'S AN ADVERT FOR IT.

ARE YOU READY TO ORDER?

IT DOES LOOK TO ME LIKE TORCHES
ATTACHED TO A BICYCLE WHEEL...

I'VE GOT CHEESE! THIS IS CHEESE!