- I RETILED IT.
- RIGHT.

SORT OF A PRIMITIVE FORM
OF STEPHEN HAWKING'S VOICE BOX.

PLOT THUS..
MALCOLM MCDOWELL IS TRAPPED IN THE FUTURE.

BUT IT IS A SOLID BOG. THE CHEMICALS
IN THAT LOO WILL DISSOLVE A CORPSE.

- OH! TALK OF THE DEVIL!
- MORNING, MR PARTRIDGE.

BUT CAN THEY ORDER AN IRISH COFFEE AT 3 A.M.
AND GET IT DELIVERED TO THEIR BEDROOM?

THEY'RE CREMATING HIM? GOOD, GOOD.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S LOVE BUD.

OH, YEAH. IT'S VEY CONFUSING.
SOPHIE, I FIND THE PAY CHANNEL VEY CONFUSING.

SO WHO'S REPLACED HIM
AS HEAD OF PROGRAMMES? CHRIS FEATHERS?

AND I SAID, "SO DO YOU, TO A NEW FACE!"

- NO.
- EXACTLY. ALL THE OTHERS HAD SUPERFICIAL DAMAGE.

(PHONE RINGS)

- WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
- I'VE NO IDEA.

AND INSIDE THESE SHEDS
ARE TWENTY-FOOT-HIGH CHICKENS

I'M GOING TO GO HOME

CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HIM?

- YOU SHOULD SACK YOUR PR PEOPLE.
- WE HAVE.