MY OWN TIP IS NEVER THROW WATER ON A FAT FIRE.

(JILL) HANG ON, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. OOOH!

BONO!

FOSTER'S MENSWEAR SAID YES -
IF YOU GET THE SECOND SERIES

- WHEN YOU WERE WITH THAT WOMAN...
- DID YOU SEE HER FACE? CLASSIC.

I'VE HIT FAST FORWARD.
LOOKS LIKE A SORT OF HARDCORE BENNY HILL.

- NO, LOOK, LOOK.
- FOUR WORDS.

AAH. STILL THINKING ABOUT THE LITTLE HELICOPTERS.

FREDERICK EMAILS TO SAY HE HAS FOUR CHILDREN.

- HELLO, MICHAEL. DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE?
- OH, NO. IT'S NICE TO HAVE COMPANY.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

- "YOUTH HOSTELING WITH CHRIS EUBANK."
- NO!

TANNOY IS A BRAND NAME.

I'M JUST PREPARING A JOKE FOR THEM,
WHICH SHOULD BE FUN.

OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR.

- YOU ARE VERY BRILLIANT. IT'S A CLEVER SCHEDULE.
- THANK YOU.

WE'RE QUESTIONING ONE BLOKE.

ANYTHING YOU NEED, JUST LET ME KNOW.
OR YOU, MRS PARTRIDGE.