- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- THE VERY SAME. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

- I HOPE YOU'RE BEING LOOKED AFTER.
- BOB OWNS A GARDEN CENTRE.

LYNN, WHEN YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT GOING TO SKIBBEREEN AS A CHILD.

- HOW MUCH IS THAT?
- THAT'LL BE

BIT OF A REBEL.

NOT CORIAN, A MAN-MADE MARBLE SUBSTITUTE?

HAVE YOU EVER SHAVED YOUR CRACKLING?

THERE ARE SOME STROBE EFFECTS IN THIS
SO ANY EPILEPTICS, GET OUT NOW.

KOI CARP IN THERE AT

THEY REMIND ME OF DEATH.

YOU ONLY REALLY NEED TO PRESS THAT
IF YOU'RE HAVING A DEEP BATH.

THAT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST
STADIUM BANDS IN THE WORLD -

I'LL GIVE YOU 200.
THAT'S A PONY AND A BAG OF HOOVES.

THIS IS A ROMANTIC TRIBUTE...

THERE'S THE BATH, HOP IN, THERE'S A LOOFAH...

THANKS VEY MUCH FOR BEING
"THIS MORNING'S FARMER", ROBERT MOON.

- WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE DOING?
- I WAS JUST WALKING THROUGH MY HOUSE.

(ROBOTIC) TEA OR COFFEE? TEA OR COFFEE?