(SINGS OUT OF TUNE)

HE ENCLOSED A RECEIPT.
I SUBMITTED ODDIE'S RECEIPT FOR TAX PURPOSES.

IT'S JUST A TITLE.

- YEAH. BYE, ALAN.
- ALSO, ARCHERS.

PERHAPS A METAPHOR FOR...

BACK-STABBING CENTRAL
AND SHATTERED DREAMS PARKWAY.

I'M SORRY FOR SAYING YOU WERE FAT.
YOU'RE JUST BIG-BONED.

- I'M MONICA. THIS IS CATHERINE.
- HI.

HELLO. THE GENTLEMEN
FROM THE CORPORATE VIDEO ARE ON THEIR WAY.

- DO YOU WANT ONE, AL?
- NO. I DON'T SMOKE.

AAGH!

YES.

"WILD WOODS"?

- MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD, SIR!
- AT EASE, YOU'RE NOT IN THE ARMY ANY MORE!

- EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
- JUST A BIT OF TUMMY TROUBLE.

- BUT IT DON'T MAKE SENSE, DOES IT?
- HELP ME OUT, MATE.

ALAN, TAKE HER TO HOSPITAL AND WE'LL CHAT LATER.

- ALL RIGHT, CHRIS!
- HELLO, ALAN. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D MOVED IN.