SEE? SHE'S NOT STOPPING ME.

I'M OK. YOUR AIR BAG WENT OFF. WHY DIDN'T MINE?

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

THE INTERESTING THING
ABOUT NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS...

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS

SO DO YOU WANT US TO TAKE OUT SUE COOK FOR YOU?

TWELVE INCHES... KEEP IT IN MY ROOM.

- WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
- THAT, MICHAEL, IS SAD.

I'LL HAVE TO MAKE TWO TRIPS. I KEEP DROPPING BITS.

I'VE BEEN WORKING
LIKE A JAPANESE PRISONER OF WAR.

MARY POPPINS! WHAT'S THAT?

I LIKE SOUTH AFRICA. I HATED THOSE PEOPLE
WHO WOULDN'T TRADE WITH YOU IN THE '80S.

IT'S STILL CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.
SEE YOU IN STRASBOURG.

- CAN I WATCH "POIROT" ON UK GOLD?
- AS LONG AS YOU POP THE EARPHONES ON.

- IS SHE NEW?
- YES, SHE IS.

NO, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

HI, TEX.

OOH, A DEAD DADDY-LONG-LEGS.