- ALAN. I'VE CALLED THE POLICE.
- WHAT FOR?

WHAT?

JET FROM "GLADIATORS" TO HOST
A MILLENNIUM BARN DANCE AT YEOVIL AERODROME.

SHALL I DO IT MORE QUICKLY,
OR SHALL I MAINTAIN THE SAME SPEED?

- YOU SEE WHAT I DONE IN THE TOILET?
- HOW DO YOU MEAN?

WITH THE MELTING OF THE ICE CAPS, EAST ANGLIA
WILL BE UNDER WATER IN THE NEXT THIRTY YEARS,

- WE CAN STOP AT THE PETROL STATION.
- HOW IS YOUR GEORDIE MATE?

CAUSING A LITTLE CONCERN
FOR THESE LOCAL FARMERS I CHATTED TO,

THEN I'D LOOK FOR TOM DONALDSON.
I'D BE HOVERING JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM HIS HOUSE

MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THAT?

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

ARE YOU OFF TO SEE A FILM
LIKE "CONE-AN THE BARBARIAN"?

NO. I THINK EVERYONE'S GONE NOW.

IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, ALAN?
I HAVE TO LEAVE THE DESK UNATTENDED.

WE CAN BE LIKE "THELMA AND LOUISE".

WE'RE NOT MAKING A JAMES BOND MOVIE.

- DO YOU MIND IF I BRING MY GUITAR?
- I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T, IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF AREA.

SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM.