I HAVEN'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND ANY MORE.
WHAT SHALL I DO?

EVEN THOUGH I DO HATE IT AND I DON'T
LIVE HERE, I POP IN FOR BREAKFAST.

IT'S NOT YOUR PROPERTY, LOVE,
YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT BACK.

HE WANTS TO BE BURIED IN A LARGE SATIN-LINED
COFFIN WITH A COUPLE OF PAGE THREE STUNNERS.

HE KEEPS SAYING THAT.

- YEAH.
- I'LL HAVE 12 BOTTLES, PLEASE.

- HOW LONG?
- 20 MINUTES. WE'LL ALLOW FOR COMPLICATIONS.

MORE FROM CAMP DAVID TOMORROW.
THE TIME IS...

IN THERE, IT'S VERY SCARY. SECONDS COUNT.

THE FUNNY THING IS I'VE BEEN
IN THE BUSINESS FOR 15 YEARS,

AND WE WERE STUCK IN THE FOYER,
JUST POINTING AT THE RAIN, SAYING, "WE'RE STUCK."

- MORNING.
- ALL RIGHT?

- YES. GOOD MORNING, ALAN...
- WHOA. LET ME FINISH.

THAT WAS FOR MY TIRELESS P.A., LYNN, 50,

LYNN WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS. BYE.

LIKE A HUGE LORRY SLIDING ALONG
ON ITS BACK FOR AGES. I'M BABBLING.

- WAS "BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS" GOOD?
- I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T SEE IT.

AND SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TOO MANY THINGS.