- BYE.
- BYE.

JUST PUT "NICE PLUMS".

- WHAT'S HER BOOK LIKE?
- DON'T REFER TO ME AS "HER".

WHICH IS ILLEGAL.

BUT TWO YEARS AGO, I WAS A MESS.
I'D PUT ON WEIGHT. I HAD BREASTS.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

YOU COULD TRY "WATCHDOG",
BUT I THINK THEY'VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY.

I MEAN, I OFTEN LOOK AT THIS
IN THE MORNING AND THINK...

(JILL) THAT'S FINE.

LIKE SHARON DAVIES AND JET FROM "GLADIATORS".

THAT'S JUST WRONG.
YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT THE OTHER WAY ROUND.

IMAGINE A TONGUE
STICKING OUT OF A SESAME-SEED COB!

YOU'VE GOT WONDER ABOUT A MAN WHO SITS
IN A PETROL STATION ALL DAY TALKING TO OTHER MEN.

OH, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN? CLICK, CLICK.

YEAH. I'D HAVE THAT THREE TIMES A DAY IF I COULD,
BUT I'D BE DEAD.

LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING...A NICE CHAP
AND DOESN'T MATTER WHAT RACE HE IS.

AFTER SIX HOURS OF SURGERY,
THE HAND WAS SEWN BACK ON.

THAT'S THE SUBJECT OF YOUR BOOK, "BOUNCING BACK".