"AND I SAW SOME GRAFFITI THAT SAID,

- YOU WANT EAT?
- WHAT HAVE WE GOT?

IF YOU WANTED A TWIX, I'D STICK ONE IN YOUR EYE,
ONE IN YOUR EAR AND ONE UP YOUR BUM.

ON THE PHONE GOING,
"A WHOLE SUBMARINE? YOU'RE JOKING?

- CAN YOU FINGERPRINT A SAUSAGE?
- EH, WELL, I SUPPOSE TECHNICALLY YOU COULD.

AND I READ THE BIT
WHERE YOU PUT DRUGS UP YOUR BOTTOM.

HE LIVED THE AMERICAN DREAM.
BUILT A HUGE EMPIRE.

- I'VE GOT NEEDS...
- GOOD.

YOU'VE GOT A MEETING WITH METEOR
ABOUT "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO 2".

OK. HERE'S MATT BIANCO.

"I'VE GOT TO SORT OUT ALAN'S PROBLEMS!"

- IT'S EMPTY.
- WHAT?

AH, BONJOUR, MONSIEUR PARTRIDGE.
COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS, MONSIEUR?

- CAN I HAVE A GO ON THE LOO?
- OH! SORRY, YES.

(MUSIC: "JET" BY WINGS)

- I'M BATMAN.
- HAAAH!

(PHONE)

LET MYSELF IN. NEEDED THE TOILET.