HELLO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HAVEN'T YOU PROGRAMMES
TO MAKE? NO, YOU'RE ALL ON THE BBC GRAVY TRAIN!

JUST BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T REPAY A LOAN
AT AN UNCOMPETITIVE RATE OF INTEREST.

I'VE GOT IT ALL HERE. IT'S HILARIOUS.

WITH A GOOD-LOOKING MAN WITH COLLAR-LENGTH HAIR.
IT WAS THE '70S. BUCKAROO.

OH, SKIBBEREEN!
OH, I USED TO GO THERE AS A LITTLE CHILD.

JUST BECAUSE I USE THE PHRASE
"NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH" 14 TIMES.

ALAN, ALAN! I'M NOT GOING
TO GIVE YOU A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT,

SOMETHING ALL OVER MY WHATEVER.

OH, AYE. I'VE SEEN SOME TERRIBLE THINGS, MIND.

CHRIS, CAN WE HAVE A CHAT?

YES. THE BEDROOM.
DOWN THE CORRIDOR, LAST DOOR ON THE LEFT.

IT'S A SURPRISE.

YOU'VE LOCKED THE DOOR.
SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WANT TO.

- FARFALLE.
- YEAH, THAT WITH ACTION MAN BOW-TIE.

NO, BUT THIS COULD BE A COMPACT SWISS CHALET.

# AND I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME WITH YOU

(KISS)