- IF YOU OPEN YOURSELF UP TO NEW CHOICES...
- LYNN, I'M NOT COMING TO YOUR BAPTIST CHURCH!

- WHEN YOU WERE WITH THAT WOMAN...
- DID YOU SEE HER FACE? CLASSIC.

- THIS IS THE KITCHEN, OBVIOUSLY.
- LOVELY.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S A BANK HOLIDAY.
- I HAD TO DO THOSE DODGY FLOOR JOISTS.

BECAUSE OF A THREAT OF A COURT INJUNCTION
FROM THE MAKERS OF CLUEDO. IT'S 6.58 A.M.

HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU GET MARRIED?

I'M SURE LYNN WOULD BE HAPPY
TO GO FOR A DRINK WITH YOU,

WHO TORTURES YOU BY PUTTING YOUR HAIR
IN A FAX MACHINE AND PRESSING "SEND".

- COME IN! THE DOOR'S OPEN.
- JUST ME.

- IN THE STYLE OF JAMES BOND.
- IT WAS QUITE GOOD.

WANT A MARS BAR? SWIVEL.

WHERE'S THE ROAD?

OK. TWO QUESTIONS. HOW ARE WE GOING TO EAT
AND WHAT FLOOR'S THE RESTAURANT ON?

YES. HE'S THE AMERICAN MAGICIAN,
YOU KNOW?

- YES. HOW'S THE BOOK DOING?
- WONDERFULLY WELL.

I'VE REALLY GOT TO SAY THIS, DAVE. CHOCOLATE
ORANGES ARE AVAILABLE FROM RAWLINSONS, THAT'S ALL.

(HOARSELY) OH, LADY-BOYS!

I'M SORRY, NO! STOP!