AND JUST PROBABLY GO STRAIGHT TO BED
AND KEEP OUT OF TROUBLE.

OH, ANYTHING REALLY, YOU KNOW.
FRANK SINATRA. KURT COBAIN.

CAN WE MAKE FRIENDS?

# 'CAUSE HE PAINTED KIDS
WHO HAD NOWT ON THEIR FEET

OK.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THREE MINUTES?

OK. WHAT ARE WE DOING TO THE PLANET?
WELL, IT'S "PURPLE RAIN".

- ACTUALLY, BILL, SPARKLING WINE'LL BE FINE.
- WHATEVER.

- I'VE GOT NEEDS...
- GOOD.

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

I WOULDN'T HIT THEM WITH A SHOVEL
NO MATTER HOW BAD THE BOOKS WERE'.

GUESS WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO LADIES
I'M GOING TO MAKE LOVE WITH NOW.

(BUZZING GARGLE)

THEY START OFF THE SIZE OF MINI FRISBEES,
AND THEY END UP LIKE ACTUAL-SIZE PARACETAMOL.

REALLY?

- HOW'S ADAM CLAYTON?
- ADAM CLAYTON IS FINE.

I'M NOT OLD! I'M 43, YOU CHEEKY GIT!

- CHRIS?
- OH, ALAN.