I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS!

- SO WHAT DID YOU SEE IN BANGKOK?
- I SAW THE GOLDEN TEMPLE. BEAUTIFUL IT WAS.

THAT HAS THE LARGEST AUDIENCE SHARE
FOR A DIGITAL CHANNEL AT THAT TIME OF DAY

- YES.
- LISTEN.

- UNLESS YOU CAN THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER.
- COULD GO SHOPPING.

SHE WAS A BIG WOMAN. I'M TEMPTED TO SAY
SHE WAS BIG-HEARTED, BUT THAT WOULD BE BULLSHIT.

MOVE AND FIRE
MOVE AND FIRE, MOVE AND FIRE!

ON THE LINE, WE HAVE, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN
ROY FROM CAISTER ST EDMUND. HELLO.

HE TURNS ROUND AND DOES A BACKWARD SOMERSAULT
AND LANDS ON HIS FEET.

IT'S LIKE KILROY, BUT WITH TEA,
WAGON WHEELS AND SUE COOK.

GOD, NO!

I SUPPOSE WHAT YOU'RE TYING TO SAY IS, YOU
DON'T WANT ANOTHER CHRIS EVANS ON YOUR HANDS.

- EITHER WAY, ONE OF US IS GOING DOWN.
- ALAN, I'VE COME TO MAKE PEACE.

- CAN YOU REALLY?
- YEAH.

# GLANG-ALANG GLANG-ALANG ALANG

AND HE SAID
"THAT'S SA-A-AD! YOU OUGHT TO UPGRADE,"

THAT IS A FUNNY STORY.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.