THIS COUNTY.

SPLASH DOWN!

UH?

- BUT I HAD THE DECENCY TO ADMIT IT.
- COME ON, ALAN, IT'S JUST A BIT OF FUN.

YOU'VE COME TO USE THE FACILITIES
BUT YOU'RE STILL A SEX OFFENDER.

SORRY, BIT OF A JOKE THERE. BACKFIRED...

YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE IF YOU'RE A FUSSY EATER.

- YOUR ROOM?
- MY ROOM. IN MY HOUSE.

I LOVE FAMILIES.
I USED TO HAVE ONE, BUT IT LEFT ME.

OH, I FORGOT TO SAY. I AM SO A CHRISTIAN.

- SHE'D LIKE TO. IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?
- NO, IT'S A BLOODY NIGHTMARE.

FIRST, FINE A QUIRE PLACE TO RECLINE -

RIGHT...MINIBAR.

IT SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

YOU DON'T THINK MY ROOM
SCARED THEM, DO YOU?

- NO!
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.

THAT'S IRRELEVANT. EXCUSE ME.

OH, QUITE GOOD.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING.