(GEORDIE ACCENT) VANDALS, MR PARTRIDGE?
MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT IT'S ALL ABOOT.

JET FROM "GLADIATORS" TO HOST
A MILLENNIUM BARN DANCE AT YEOVIL AERODROME.

SO ANY FANATICS WOULD BE PUT OFF AITOGETHER

THEY'VE GONE TO LONG STANTON SPICE MUSEUM.

- YOUR P.A.'S HERE.
- HELLO, LYNN, SHALL WE GRAB A PEW?

I HEARD HE HIT A PROSTITUTE.

(BUZZER)

- CAN I GET TO MY CAR?
- IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. IT'S NOT HERBIE.

SO GIVE HIM A PAINTING
OF A SPITFIRE AND LET HIM GO.

ABSOLUTELY. THE NORFOLK BROADS OFFERS THE TRUE
PEACE AND TRANQUILLITY OF THE ENGLISH COUNTRYSIDE.

BLOODY BBC!

- BAD DAY.
- YEAH. MMM.

I'M NEVER GOING TO USE THEM.

WHICH IS ILLEGAL.

IF THIS JOB COMES OFF, AS REGARDS DECISION-MAKING,
WE'LL BE IN A "CAN-DO, GO" SITUATION.

IT DEFIES SENSE. WHY?

WHAT'S THE NEXT BIT?

MY LANDLADY IS TELLING ME THAT THE GIRL MUST GO