(ALAN) LET'S GO!

I DON'T WANT SALVATION.
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO SAY...

MY NAME'S GRAHAM.

- NEXT?
- 11.05, "FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE".

ALL RIGHT. I'LL STAY! I'LL STAY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

I DON'T THINK WINE'S AN ELITIST THING ANY MORE.
YOU CAN GET GOOD WINE IN TESCO'S NOW.

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH,

# LIKE MY JEALOUSY, TOO HOT, TOO GREEDY

- OH, I'M SO EXCITED.
- ACTUALLY...

I THOUGHT HE JUST DREW PICTURES OF MICE.

SORRY ABOUT THE BAD LANGUAGE.
ACTUALLY, I DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGISE, DO L? BIG BALLS!

MY PEEPHOLE PRINGLE IS MODELLED
ON AN SAS BALACLAVA.

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE WERE BONKING LIKE MAD
LAST NIGHT IN THE CARAVAN.

IN WHICH CASE
I WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S HAPPENED.

- SELLS PIES, ANTI-FREEZE.
- YEAH, IT'S GOT ONE OF THOSE.

MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THAT?

"AQUA." WHICH IS FRENCH FOR WATER.

THERE WILL BE NO TELEPHONE CLUEDO TODAY