- SHALL WE POP THE LIGHTS ON?
- HANG ON.

HE'S SURROUNDED BY BOUNCERS.

PROBABLY DESIGNED
BY THE PERSON WHO DID THE TABLE.

"WILD WOODS"?

IT'S THE POST OFFICE AND THE SPASTIC SOCIETY.

IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER.

SO WE WANT TO GIVE OUR SALES FORCE
SOMETHING INSPIRATIONAL.

DO YOU FANCY BEING MY CO-EATER LADY?

- DO YOU LIKE THE ROOM?
- IT'S VERY NICE.

RIGHT. GET DIALLING. IF YOU WANT TO
CROSS THE CLIFTON SUSPENSION QUIZ,

I THINK THOSE STORIES ARE BEST IN THE CARAVAN.

"JOIN ME TONIGHT WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE"...
L DON'T KNOW, "CHRIS REA."

- IS THAT FOR ME, ALAN?
- THAT? GOD, NO, I ALWAYS PUT MY MONEY THERE.

RIGHT.

HERE'S "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"
AND ALL YOUR OTHER STUFF.

I'D LOVE TO FEEL AN AIRBAG GO OFF IN MY FACE.

LISTEN TO THIS. IT'LL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.

YOUR HAND IS ABOUT 3O MIL FROM MY GLAND.