I'M STILL AT THE OLD SCHOOL
BUT I'M THE HEADMASTER NOW.

YOU COULD GET A BUS THROUGH THERE,
YOU (BLEEP)! LET ME THROUGH!

LOOK AT THAT. NOT EVEN LISTENING.
OFF TO LONDON, NO DOUBT.

FOR A BRITISH HOLIDAY WITH A DIFFERENCE ON A
BOAT, ALWAYS CHOOSE HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS,

"TO JED MAXWELL FROM ALAN SMITH."
WHO'S HE? NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

I THINK I'D BE MORE PREOCCUPIED
BY THE FACT I WAS ENCOUNTERING A TALKING SNAKE.

..THROUGH CHILDHOOD
TO YOUR DRUG ADDICTION AND PROSTITUTION...

TONIGHT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT COFFEE.
THEY'RE OPENING A STARBUCKS ON BEACHY HEAD.

WAIT TILL I'VE SAID IT
BEFORE YOU DECIDE NOT TO TAKE OFFENCE.

- OK. WHAT ABOUT APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- I'VE GOT A LEAFLET ON THAT. MINE'S A PINT!

- DOLPHINS ARE QUITE INTELLIGENT.
- I CAN JUMP THROUGH A HOOP AND CATCH FISH.

L THINK HE'LL BE A BIT TOUGHER THAN THAT, LYNN.

THEY'RE LIKE BABY BAGS FOR YOUR FEET.

DON'T FALL ASLEEP AND SLIP UNDER...
TERRIBLE STATISTICS ABOUT THAT.

A FEW WEEKS AGO, I WAS DOING
A CORPORATE FOR ALLIED DUNBAR,

NO, NO. WE WERE DELIGHTED.

I THOUGHT HE JUST DREW PICTURES OF MICE.

IT'S GOOD THIS, ISN'T IT, EVEN THOUGH
WE'RE BASICALLY JUST LISTING CHOCOLATE BARS?