BUT THANKS VERY MUCH
FOR THE GEAR KNOB, AND GOODNIGHT.

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED, I'VE FORGOTTEN MY CARD.

WELL, THAT'S THE SMALL TALK.
NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

YEAH. SO THAT'S SKY MOVIES...SPORTS...CNN...

IF YOU WANTED A TWIX, I'D STICK ONE IN YOUR EYE,
ONE IN YOUR EAR AND ONE UP YOUR BUM.

- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. THEY WON'T ASK ABOUT IT.

(MUSIC STOPS)

INSURANCE. AND, NO OFFENCE, LYNN...

THIS IS MY WIFE AND I
GOING OFF TO THE LOCAL MARKETPLACE,

I SAY, "THIS IS FOR YOU, TOM!"
HE'S BEGGING US, MAN. "NO! PLEASE! DON'T!"

- IS THAT FOR ME, ALAN?
- THAT? GOD, NO, I ALWAYS PUT MY MONEY THERE.

- WHAT PART OF BIRMINGHAM ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M FROM SOUTH AFRICA.

TO PICK UP A TOP-OF-THE-RANGE
BANG & OLUFSEN STEREO SYSTEM.

WE OUGHT TO CALL IT "OUR HOUSE".

- HI!
- OH, ALAN!

IT WOULDN'T BE AN EGG CUP.
IT'D BE TWO EGG CUPS AND A KIDNEY DISH.

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEMICALS
YOU PUT IN THEIR CHIPS.