COME ON. LET'S SEE ONE OF THESE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT JUST SPICES.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SPICE TRADE.
IT'S 11 P.M. TIME FOR "ALAN'S LOVE ASYLUM".
- IS THAT FOR ME, ALAN?
- THAT? GOD, NO, I ALWAYS PUT MY MONEY THERE.
SORT OF A PRIMITIVE FORM
OF STEPHEN HAWKING'S VOICE BOX.
MATERIALLY PRIVILEGED,
BUT EMOTIONALLY UNDERNOURISHED.
IT WAS AGONY.
WHAT A VIDEO,
THE TROUBLE IS IT'D BE QUITE DIFFICULT TO SWALLOW
OK.
AMAZING. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
(WOMAN) SCENE THIRTEEN, TAKE TWO,
I MEAN THINGS LIKE TABASCO SAUCE AND SOY.
I'M TALKING TO DOMINGO IN LITTLE OAKLEY.
THE CRITICISM BOUNCED OFF HIM LIKE WATER OFF...
SOME OF THE THINGS ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND DO
ARE PRETTY TOP-SHELF.
KEEP IT, KEEP IT.
RIGHT BACK TO CLASSIC ROCK, LIKE WINGS.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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