- JAB IT INTO SOMEBODY'S EYE, LIKE THAT.
- THAT'S NOT A GADGET, MICHAEL.

LET'S OPEN THE "NIGHTCLUB" TONIGHT, FOLKS,
WITH JO BOXERS.

WHO CHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF, SET FIRE
TO THEIR EYEBROWS AND KNOCK PEOPLE'S TEETH OUT

I'M VERY GRATEFUL YOU'VE COME OVER.

AFTER SIX HOURS OF SURGERY,
THE HAND WAS SEWN BACK ON.

WANT A MARS BAR? SWIVEL.

IT LEAVES IN FIVE MINUTES
SO BETTER LEARN TO JOG AGAIN QUICKLY.

TELL ME YOUR NAME.

JED, I'LL LEVEL WITH YOU.

YEAH. ALL RIGHT. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

- ALL RIGHT?
- GOOD MORNING.

OK, EITHER THAT OR THE FINGERPRINTS, EH?

HOVER OVER
ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING FAMILIES ON BIKES

- ALAN, I BOUGHT YOU ANOTHER PRESENT.
- WHAT?

REALLY?

THAT IS FANTASTIC, YOU KNOW. GREAT.

- IT'S SUE COOK.
- WHAT DOES SHE WANT?

MR PARTRIDGE, UM...