SORRY ABOUT THAT. YOU MUST BE SICK OF THAT.

SO...BOUNCING BACK.

DESPITE WHAT I SAID EARLIER. AT ANY ONE TIME
I HAVE NINE BOTTLES OF WINE IN MY HOUSE.

- I'LL BUY A PACKET OF MINTS.
- GREAT.

- IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, AND LOVE IS IN THE AIR?
- AYE, AYE!

- I CAN HEAR 'EM. I CAN'T SEE 'EM.
- THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ON...

CAN WE MAKE FRIENDS?

THE SKIRT THING ROUND THE SIDE OF THE BED.

YOU TELL TAX PEOPLE THEY WON'T FIND YOUR MONEY?

BLUE NUN!

I HOPE YOU'LL NOT BE A STRANGER.

- YOU WERE ON THE TOILET.
- WAS I ON THAT LONG?

- "YOUTH HOSTELING WITH CHRIS EUBANK."
- NO!

- YOU TELL ME PRISON IS VERY CUSHY.
- I WAS MAKING A POINT ABOUT SOMETHING EKE.

- (BUZZING)
- WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK.

HELLO. HOW DO YOU DO? HOW NICE TO MEET YOU.

- "A PARTRIDGE AMONGST THE PIGEONS."
- WHAT'S THAT?

- WE WERE JUST GOING TO BLOW THE HORN.
- YOU COULD HAVE BLOWN THE HORN IN MY LEXUS.