YOU CAN'T BOOK ME AND ASK ME TO PULL OUT
WHEN CLIFF THORBURN BECOMES AVAILABLE AGAIN.

"WILD WOODS"?

AND IT WOULDN'T SHOW.
IS THAT HOW YOU KEEP YOUR FIGURE?

HOVER OVER
ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING FAMILIES ON BIKES

- DIDN'T YOU USED TO BE ON TELEVISION?
- YEAH. I GOT OUT OF IT. UNPLEASANT PEOPLE.

- CHRIS...
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

- I'M ONE OF THE BIG BOYS NOW.
- WHAT, A PREFECT?

HE RAN OFF. HE GOT SCARED AND RAN AWAY.

HE'S MARRIED
SO I SHALL ONLY BE USING HIS CHRISTIAN NAME.

OH, GOD! UM...

I THINK THERE'S ANOTHER WORD FOR IT.

THEY DIDN'T BAT AN EYELID.
I'LL JUST TELL THEM IT'S ME.

TOUCH MY THIS.

I THINK SEAN WOULD RATHER WANDER ROUND
THE WILDFOWL PARK IN PEPPERSTOCK

- CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
- CERTAINLY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

I LIKE YOUR BERETS.

YOU CAN DROWN IN A CUP OF COFFEE.
OR IS IT AN INCH OF WATER? AAAGH!

ALSO, ALAN IS PRETTY WELL HUNG, SO...