- WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE THE GANG?
- I SAW THEM LAST THURSDAY AT A POP CONCERT.

- LYNN! I'LL JUST SPEAK OVER YOU.
- BUT...

I USED TO CHAT TO ANOTHER BLOKE
BUT HE LIKES AMERICAN THINGS.

- JUST HAD A BETTER ONE.
- WHAT DID YOU DO?

(BUZZING GARGLE)

AND THAT MADE ME LAUGH.

LOVELY PICTURES UP THERE OF LADS WITH BIG HAIR.

(MUSIC)

BUT WITH EXCELLENT FACILITIES...AS HAD THE NAZIS.

ANYONE... ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME?

"WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN'
WHERE THE TOUGHEST, MIGHTIEST TITANS.."

# SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY
SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY... #

- SPLENDID AND TREMENDOUS.
- IT'S A GIRLS-ONLY NIGHT TONIGHT.

I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE, IT'S JUST CONFUSING.

THEY PUT THESE IN MY ROOM EVERY DAY.
THEY KNOW I'M A MAN!

I'M POSSIBLY UP FOR PRESENTING A "HAMILTON'S
WATER BREAK" VIDEO. ON THE NORFOLK BROADS.

- ALL THE BOATS HAVE GOT FISH PRODUCE ON THEM...
- MICHAEL, COME ON. TELL ME ABOUT LADY-BOYS.

YOU COULD END SOME OF YOUR CHAPTERS WITH,
"NEEDLES TO SAY...