- IF I CAN TURN TO YOU, KATE.
- SURE.

IT'S GREAT I'M PUTTING SOMETHING BACK.

- HAVE YOU READ MY BOOK?
- NO, BUT I'VE SEEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS.

- REALLY?
- WE BOTH DO ARCHERY. I'M GRADE THREE.

I HAD A LATE NIGHT. WE WENT FOR A CURRY
AND AS WE LEFT, THE HEAVENS OPENED

ALAN, WHEN IS YOUR BOOK BEING DESTROYED?

- YOU'VE GOT THE COMMON TOUCH.
- THANK YOU.

AND THAT MADE ME LAUGH.

HE DOESN'T AVOID TAX, HE ONLY EVADES TAX..
NO, THE OTHER WAY ROUND. OH, SHUT UP!

NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST A SWITCH.

DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?

IS THERE A NUMBER?

UNFORTUNATELY, DAVE, YOU ARE BANG WRONG.

- SEE?
- BUT YOU'VE DONE IT.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE FILM "THE CRYING GAME"?

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE FAR EAST, MICHAEL?
- ONLY MANILA, HONG KONG AND BANGKOK.

I'VE MADE YOU A HELICOPTER LANDING PAD.

OTHERWISE PEOPLE START TAKING LIBERTIES.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MOWING THEIR LAWN.